Talk to GOD

Tumbo · 01-14-2006, 06:53 AM

Very funny thing:

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klier · 01-14-2006, 07:01 AM

God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

God is a generic robot

Tumbo · 01-14-2006, 07:05 AM

Haha, that happened to me to. But keep playing with him. Sometimes his answers are hilarious.

The Artist · 01-14-2006, 07:12 AM

Me: i want a zonda
God: you want only one?
Me: yes
God: They might be cheaper in quantity
Me:No only one
God: Are you serious? how much would you pay for one?
Me: as much as you are willing to give me
God:how much is that?
Me: Ask your self
God: OK i will ask
Me: So whats the answer?
God: The answer is the correct reply to the question

Tumbo · 01-14-2006, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Artist

Me: i want a zonda
God: you want only one?
Me: yes
God: They might be cheaper in quantity
Me:No only one
God: Are you serious? how much would you pay for one?
Me: as much as you are willing to give me
God:how much is that?
Me: Ask your self
God: OK i will ask
Me: So whats the answer?
God: The answer is the correct reply to the question

The Artist · 01-14-2006, 07:17 AM

lol im angry now

MikeJ · 01-14-2006, 07:52 AM

Me:
What's the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Just_me · 01-14-2006, 08:07 AM

God is really weird

Me:
IS BMW a better car than Mercedes?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Does Ally like BMW instead of Mercedes?
God:
I can't tell if Ally like BMW instead of Mercedes.
Me:
Wy cant you tell`?
God:
tell is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
Is God gay?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
So your answer is YES?
God:
Dude! What would you have said?
Me:
I would say Mercedes is a gay car?
God:
Aren't all gay car Mercedes?
Me:
Yes, Mercedes is apopular car among gaypeople and older men
God:
Wow! Are they exactly the same?
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
yes they are the same
God:
Aw. the same are they.

Giannis · 01-14-2006, 08:09 AM

it was fun...

Giannis · 01-14-2006, 08:11 AM

i can post my conv. if you want. It was really funny

01-14-2006, 06:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tumbo Contributor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Posts: 2,676 Thanks: 408 Thanked 298 Times in 144 Posts	Talk to GOD Very funny thing: - ONLY REGISTERED AND ACTIVATED USERS CAN SEE ALL LINKS - CLICK HERE TO REGISTER

01-14-2006, 07:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
klier Devotee Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2,533 My Mood: Thanks: 423 Thanked 126 Times in 81 Posts	Re: Talk to GOD God: Are you serious? Me: no God:Are you serious? Me: no God:Are you serious? Me: no God:Are you serious? Me: no God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. God is a generic robot

01-14-2006, 07:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tumbo Contributor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Posts: 2,676 Thanks: 408 Thanked 298 Times in 144 Posts	Re: Talk to GOD Haha, that happened to me to. But keep playing with him. Sometimes his answers are hilarious.

01-14-2006, 07:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
The Artist Shaolin Shadow Boxer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Gothenburg Posts: 11,472 My Mood: Thanks: 127 Thanked 738 Times in 467 Posts	Re: Talk to GOD Me: i want a zonda God: you want only one? Me: yes God: They might be cheaper in quantity Me:No only one God: Are you serious? how much would you pay for one? Me: as much as you are willing to give me God:how much is that? Me: Ask your self God: OK i will ask Me: So whats the answer? God: The answer is the correct reply to the question

01-14-2006, 07:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
The Artist Shaolin Shadow Boxer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Gothenburg Posts: 11,472 My Mood: Thanks: 127 Thanked 738 Times in 467 Posts	Re: Talk to GOD lol im angry now

01-14-2006, 07:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
MikeJ Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Oulu Posts: 2,049 My Mood: Thanks: 168 Thanked 572 Times in 309 Posts	Re: Talk to GOD Me: What's the meaning of life? God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

01-14-2006, 08:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
Just_me Expert Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Posts: 12,612 Thanks: 741 Thanked 2,035 Times in 1,028 Posts	Re: Talk to GOD God is really weird Me: IS BMW a better car than Mercedes? God: Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is. Me: Does Ally like BMW instead of Mercedes? God: I can't tell if Ally like BMW instead of Mercedes. Me: Wy cant you tell`? God: tell is not among my present capabilities. Me: Is God gay? God: he is master of the universe. Me: So your answer is YES? God: Dude! What would you have said? Me: I would say Mercedes is a gay car? God: Aren't all gay car Mercedes? Me: Yes, Mercedes is apopular car among gaypeople and older men God: Wow! Are they exactly the same? Me: What do you mean? God: , I mean exactly what I said. Me: yes they are the same God: Aw. the same are they.

01-14-2006, 08:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
Giannis Devotee Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Patra, Greece Posts: 3,489 Thanks: 140 Thanked 217 Times in 165 Posts	Re: Talk to GOD it was fun...

01-14-2006, 08:11 AM	#10 (permalink)
Giannis Devotee Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Patra, Greece Posts: 3,489 Thanks: 140 Thanked 217 Times in 165 Posts	Re: Talk to GOD i can post my conv. if you want. It was really funny

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