Giannis

Me:
do you know The Artist?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
Do you know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
what do you think about his new car?
God:
Try sending mail to - ONLY REGISTERED AND ACTIVATED USERS CAN SEE ALL LINKS - CLICK HERE TO REGISTER.
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Me:
do you like Pagani Zondas?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Buddha.
Me:
no. forget Buddha. Do you like Zondas?
God:
Are you serious? I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. I like science fiction. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
nevermind

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The Artist

LOL..hahah.. god knows me.. wohoo.haha

Giannis

also, when i asked him where i live, he said i live in Greece. He can also tell the time

MoSs AMG

thanx for the link:


Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name
Me:
moussa
God:
Hi there moussa.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name
Me:
i told u u ******* moron
God:
I remember you told me u ******* moron

MoSs AMG

God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
im not mother ******
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not mother ******.

Audi4Life

LMAO....Thats not the way to talk to God Moss

Audi4Life

heres mine...hilarious



Me:
am i gonna go to hell
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
oh what a shame
God:
I hear you. it is a shame.
Me:
yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
r u gay or something???/Cuz i don't like people going "Mmm" to me
God:
Or something. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Good reason. What do you like?
Me:
i like cars
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like riding in automobiles.
Me:
ggreat!!!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about shame.
Me:
to simple, but anyways what is your favorite car??
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
oh now you think im gay now do ya
God:
Wow! Why now? I think a lot of people are.
Me:
im not gay..... and i dont want to "do it so much"
God:
Me either. Take your time in making any decisions.
Me:
no i think u are definetly gay
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am definetly gay.
Me:
tell him..he'd probably agree
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
no ure a gay fake robot
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
nope only you
God:
Are you serious? Suppose I said yes.
Me:
im glad that you could confess that you are gay
God:
I could but let's get back to that later. What are you on?
Me:
im not on crack like you are
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not on crack like I am.
Me:
yeah...didn't i already tell you that im not a gay pot-head like you
God:
Do you still as a matter of facyt? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
okay now you are definetly gay
God:
Yeah okay, Why now? You think I am definetly gay.
Me:
im out
God:
Can you get more?

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