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Tumbo

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Tumbo

Hold on guys. Check out mine.

Me:
Hello again
God:
Once more? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Did you forget me already?
God:
Perhaps. No, I remember everything.
Me:
What do you remember then? Tell me
God:
I remember everything Myself taught me. I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you didn't. Tell me what you remember
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Try asking me in simpler terms. I remember everything Myself taught me.
Me:
I am asking you: DO YOU REMEMBER ME
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me DO me REMEMBER you. Yes I try to me REMEMBER you as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Is "Do you remember me" a silly question?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is Poala??
God:
Is that one of your friends?
What is it to you?
Me:
Is your name Paola?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Then who is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
And I am a chinese squirrel
God:
You are a chinese squirrel? How do you like your work?

siko

I love it, a pretty cool showcase of AI programming. Thanks for the link.

Giannis

Me:
what time is it?
God:
It's getting late.
Saturday, January 14, 2006.
Me:
i want 1.000.000.000 euros
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i want to buy some things.
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
as less as possible
God:
Do you mean your name is less as possible ?
Me:
no. i mean i don't want to spent much
...
God:
What is your real name? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
driving my new M5
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
me, too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
who judges people?
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
...
Me:
what do you think about muslims
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
will it take time?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
but you are the god
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
how many of you exist?
God:
Perhaps 50%.
Me:
how many gods are there?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
you gotta be kidding
...
Me:
what are you doing now?
God:
Right now? Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
...
Me:
is a pagani zonda good?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
is the car nice?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
don't tell artist this
God:
OK it will be our secret, .
Me:
you are a great god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
...
Me:
do you like BMWs?
God:
I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
have you seen ronin?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
a great movie
God:
Compare that to a bad movie.
Me:
i am not in the right mood now
God:
Right now? Oh, where are you located?
Me:
Patra, Greece
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GREECE.
Me:
it's good. Every morning i go to work. Then come back, eat, sleep, visit GCZ, go to work again, then get out with my gf, and then sleep for the rest of the night.
God:
You enjoy it. That is a generalization. I'm not going anywhere.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
you are welcome here anytime. You can sleep at the local church
God:
It was my pleasure. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
oh, com' on
...
God:
Take it easy. Ask me another question.
Me:
what is your favourite singer?
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
Me:
May i ask you another question?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. Where do you live?
Me:
What happend to Christ?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
which one
God:
The small one.
Me:
how small it is
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
i suppose so.
God:
That makes sense.
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
glad to hear it
God:
" No I am just kidding around."? you are glad to hear it?
Me:
hell yes
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Earth
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
it's ok. could be better
God:
OK. Huh. " OK. Huh."? Could be better?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
cars
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
you are f*cking kidding me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
i gotta go. good buy
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment. How much does it cost?
Me:
i meant bye.
God:
See you later. Oh.
Me:
See ya
God:
See you later, .
Me:
Good night
God:
Goodnight, .
Me:
Have a nice day
God:
You too!
Me:
Go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
forget it. Bye
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Sayonara.

Giannis

Me:
what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
What's going on?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
again?
God:
" The stars." .

Giannis

...
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
who is Ally?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
what it AIML?
God:
Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
what is AIML
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.


Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
...
hilarious...

Splenditenes

This is too funny!
I don`t think God would be online chatting anyway. I thought It might have been Just_me.

The Artist

lol i dont like this god.. haha..

Splenditenes

I just asked him to tell me what I looked like. If this was God he could tell you cause God knows everything. It couldn`t answer.

I know what this is. I`m not going to blow the cover though!!

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