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Old 06-26-2007, 10:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Angela Merkel conspiracy.

I heard about this conspiracy and searched on the net for more info.

It's kind of crazy .....but I love a good conspiracy and this one is .......well, you decide for yourself.


German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who vowed on January 7
to unite all of Europe under one single constitution.

(Of course, this in effect would wipe out the National Sovereignty
of every country in the European Union.)



HITLER'S DAUGHTER?

But more ominous still is the disclosure that Soviet KGB archive
files present a terrifying portrait of the present German Chancellor
as being the daughter of the former German Nazi Leader, Adolf Hitler.

This information has been released from Leningrad by Sorcha Faal,
of the world's largest English Language News Service, whatdoesitmean.com.

The Russian news service anounces important world news which is
often kept from us by the controlled Western News media.

Angela Merkel is officially said to be born on July 17, 1954 in the
former Soviet controlled German Democratic Republic (East Germany).

However, Angela Merkel's Stasi GDR file states that she was instead
born on April 20, 1954, the birth date of her 'true' father, Adolph
Hitler who was born on April 20, 1889.

Angela Merkel's means of birth, as detailed in these documents, was
based upon the research of the German Doctor Carl Clauberg.

Clauberg, though classified as one of the worst Nazi 'Angel of
Death' doctors, and convicted by the Soviet Courts as being a 'war
criminal', was nevertheless freed by the Soviets, when he was
recognized as being the 'Father' of artificial insemination.

According to these documents, Doctor Clauberg was released by the
Soviets after serving only 7 years of sentence in exchange for
turning over to the KGB his hidden files on his Nazi artificial
insemination experiments and, more horrifically, the frozen sperm
of the former Nazi Dictator, Adolf Hitler.

Upon their receipt of the Nazi files on artificial insemination,
along with Hitler's frozen sperm, the Soviet Politicheskoye Buro
(Politburo) authorized the experiments to 'resurrect', 'if
possible', a child bearing the 'genetic markers' of Adolph Hitler.

Doctor Clauberg then brought to Communist East Germany Eva Braun’s
Hitler’s wife’s) youngest sister, Gretl to be the 'surrogate'
mother for the intended offspring of Hitler, using Hitler's frozen
sperm.

It was 'reasoned' that the combining of the genes between Hitler's
sperm and Eva Braun's closest kin would produce for the Soviets a
'near match' of what a child of Hitler and Eva Braun would have
been, should one have been born.

PLACED IN A LUTHERAN HOME

Upon the birth of Angela Merkel in 1954 it was 'agreed' by the
Soviets, Americans and the Vatican, that she would be 'placed'
under the 'control' of the Catholic Church through its
'connections' with the East German Lutheran Church, with whom she
was in fact placed.

Doctor Clauberg, after the birth of Hitler's Daughter, and upon
his return to West Germany was promptly imprisoned and within two
years murdered while still in the custody of the West German and
Americans.

VATICAN-GERMAN PLAN?

In the 'agreement' between the Soviets, the Western Powers and the
Vatican, the 'ascendancy' of Hitler's Daughter to power could not
be achieved until the Vatican also brought to power a German Pope.

This was accomplished when the former Nazi Joseph Ratzinger became
Pope Benedict XVI became Pope on April 20, 2005, precisely on the
116th birthday anniversary of Adolph Hitler.

Quickly following the Nazi German Pope to European power, Hitler's
Daughter was elected as the Chancellor of Germany on November 22,
2005 – another significant World Globalist anniversary – it being
on November 22, 1859 that Charles Darwin's "Origin of Species” was
published, aimed at severing mankind from the knowledge of his
divinely created origins.

Today, the Daughter of Hitler, holding the same office as her
father, Chancellor of Germany, is now also the President of the
European Union (EU) and the head of the powerful Western Economic
Block (G-8).

Could it be that her Father’s dream of uniting Europe under
German/Vatican control through war is now to be accomplished by his
Daughter using craft and intrigue?


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Old 06-26-2007, 10:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: The Angela Merkel conspiracy.

Hmm... another Conspiracy Theory eh? And this time toward a German politician... Oooohhhhh!

This is a case for the best Conspiracy Theories investigators ever to grace this planet and...



... the TV.


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Old 06-26-2007, 10:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: The Angela Merkel conspiracy.

LOL. yeah it sounds like total crap to me too ....and I rather liked Angela Merkel .....she seems like an intelligent and dignified woman.
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Old 06-26-2007, 03:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: The Angela Merkel conspiracy.

Dude...this is even more far fetched than the loonies who say we never went to the moon. dumbasses...
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Re: The Angela Merkel conspiracy.

sorry, but sounds like pure BS to me...
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Re: The Angela Merkel conspiracy.

lol.. funny theory.. dont know how true it is..but funny nonetheless
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Re: The Angela Merkel conspiracy.

I laughed at this one

The conspiracy theorists are getting better

I agree that Angela Merkel is a smart Politician (I miss Gerhard in the Phaeton though )
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Re: The Angela Merkel conspiracy.

Twilight zone ...





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