Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

Alfie · 05-13-2006, 09:44 AM

1) That's not right..............................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man....................................Dum ***

5) Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into the coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift.................Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here.........................Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet.............Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................No Pa King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobille...........Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive............Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great............................................. .Fa Kin Su Pa

17) I think a mistake has been made..............Wai Yu So Dum

LMAO this is funny

No offense Chinese people.

Mirage77 · 05-13-2006, 12:14 PM

LOL.

It's all wrong!

donau · 05-13-2006, 09:14 PM

That was pretty good

Hypersonic · 05-13-2006, 09:34 PM

This is so funny, I actually laughed so much I gave my abs a workout.

I wonder if Chinese people have similar jokes about the English language.

Snake Vargas · 05-14-2006, 10:50 AM

Yu Bet Cha.

Nah, actually, I don't know. Maybe they could take solace and amusement in the fact that they can say insulting things in broad daylight, and smile sweetly, knowing that the vast majority of non-Chinese people haven't got a clue.

That was pretty funny though.

martinbo · 05-16-2006, 02:24 AM

Not all that funny really...

Hypersonic · 05-16-2006, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinbo

Not all that funny really...

Yeah probably not -- but I was in a silly mood when I first read it and I thought it was very funny at the time.

MikeJ · 05-16-2006, 03:42 AM

In Finnish we have similar jokes about Japanese... I thought they were funny when I was ten.

05-13-2006, 09:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
Alfie Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Svezia! Posts: 4,838 My Mood: Thanks: 802 Thanked 841 Times in 513 Posts	Learn Chinese in 5 minutes 1) That's not right..............................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man....................................Dum *** 5) Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into the coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift.................Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here.........................Wai So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet.............Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone....................No Pa King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobille...........Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive............Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great............................................. .Fa Kin Su Pa 17) I think a mistake has been made..............Wai Yu So Dum LMAO this is funny No offense Chinese people.

05-13-2006, 12:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mirage77 The Doughnutman. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 5,438 Thanks: 1,473 Thanked 1,225 Times in 722 Posts	Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes LOL. It's all wrong!

05-13-2006, 09:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
donau Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Winston-Salem, NC USA Posts: 1,237 Thanks: 121 Thanked 46 Times in 37 Posts	Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes That was pretty good

05-13-2006, 09:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Hypersonic Aficionado Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,466 Thanks: 949 Thanked 814 Times in 496 Posts	Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes This is so funny, I actually laughed so much I gave my abs a workout. I wonder if Chinese people have similar jokes about the English language.

05-14-2006, 10:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
Snake Vargas Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia Posts: 1,201 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes Yu Bet Cha. Nah, actually, I don't know. Maybe they could take solace and amusement in the fact that they can say insulting things in broad daylight, and smile sweetly, knowing that the vast majority of non-Chinese people haven't got a clue. That was pretty funny though.

05-16-2006, 02:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
martinbo Fanatic Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Johannesburg Posts: 1,250 Thanks: 136 Thanked 202 Times in 114 Posts	Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes Not all that funny really...

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MikeJ Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Oulu Posts: 2,038 My Mood: Thanks: 159 Thanked 539 Times in 300 Posts	Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes In Finnish we have similar jokes about Japanese... I thought they were funny when I was ten.

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