The Stupid Jokes Thread - Page 2

Hypersonic · 01-13-2007, 03:51 AM

LOL ....man these jokes are lame .....I think that is why they are funny

Loose_Moose · 01-14-2007, 04:10 PM

Two peanuts walk into a bar and the one was assaulted

Alfie · 01-14-2007, 04:21 PM

A really hot blonde was pulled over for speeding by a cop. When the cop walked up to the woman in the car he saw how hot she was and got really really horny so he pulled down his pants immediatly. And the blonde said "Oh no, not another alco test!"

The Artist · 01-14-2007, 04:23 PM

^lmao..poor blondes..have to listen to these crazy jokes

Choleric · 01-15-2007, 06:35 PM

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Mirage77 · 01-18-2007, 06:24 AM

The Emperor · 01-18-2007, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mirage77

Don't get it...

C.Charles · 01-18-2007, 07:16 AM

Has it got anything to do with the chicken that crossed the road????

WAIT! Is it a projector? So he can see his way home???

Mirage77 · 01-18-2007, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TycoonGTR

Don't get it...

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.Charles

Has it got anything to do with the chicken that crossed the road????

WAIT! Is it a projector? So he can see his way home???

OK, it's a bad joke, I think this should be in the funny pictures thread.

It's suppose to be Burberry in the headlights.

Alfie · 01-18-2007, 08:55 AM

I got your joke Mirage

We Swedes love to joke about how "stupid" Norwegians are. They do the same to us so no offense.

Norway was jealous of America and Russia because they had the biggest madhouses in the world. So Norway didn't want to be worse so they built a roof over the entire country.

What do the signs say at a Norwegian roundabout?
8 laps max.

The husband to his wife:
- They said it's going to snow tomorrow on the radio
- You better over it up then

What does it say at the bottom of Norwegian swimmingpools?
No smoking

Two Norweigian pilots talking about flying to the sun:
- Won't it be too hot?
- Nah, we'll fly at night

Will maybe write more later

01-13-2007, 03:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
Hypersonic Aficionado Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,466 Thanks: 949 Thanked 815 Times in 497 Posts	Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread LOL ....man these jokes are lame .....I think that is why they are funny

01-14-2007, 04:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
Loose_Moose Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cape Town, South Africa Posts: 18 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread Two peanuts walk into a bar and the one was assaulted

01-14-2007, 04:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Alfie Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Svezia! Posts: 4,838 My Mood: Thanks: 802 Thanked 841 Times in 513 Posts	Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread A really hot blonde was pulled over for speeding by a cop. When the cop walked up to the woman in the car he saw how hot she was and got really really horny so he pulled down his pants immediatly. And the blonde said "Oh no, not another alco test!"

01-14-2007, 04:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
The Artist Shaolin Shadow Boxer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Gothenburg Posts: 11,445 My Mood: Thanks: 122 Thanked 724 Times in 455 Posts	Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread ^lmao..poor blondes..have to listen to these crazy jokes

01-15-2007, 06:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
Choleric Justice Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Plains Posts: 3,404 My Mood: Thanks: 564 Thanked 1,130 Times in 613 Posts	Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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01-18-2007, 07:16 AM	#18 (permalink)
C.Charles Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: NSW, Australia. Posts: 331 Thanks: 52 Thanked 29 Times in 24 Posts	Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread Has it got anything to do with the chicken that crossed the road???? WAIT! Is it a projector? So he can see his way home???

01-18-2007, 08:55 AM	#20 (permalink)
Alfie Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Svezia! Posts: 4,838 My Mood: Thanks: 802 Thanked 841 Times in 513 Posts	Re: The Stupid Jokes Thread I got your joke Mirage We Swedes love to joke about how "stupid" Norwegians are. They do the same to us so no offense. Norway was jealous of America and Russia because they had the biggest madhouses in the world. So Norway didn't want to be worse so they built a roof over the entire country. What do the signs say at a Norwegian roundabout? 8 laps max. The husband to his wife: - They said it's going to snow tomorrow on the radio - You better over it up then What does it say at the bottom of Norwegian swimmingpools? No smoking Two Norweigian pilots talking about flying to the sun: - Won't it be too hot? - Nah, we'll fly at night Will maybe write more later

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