Monster

hey mate generally i have 7 things i look for in a chick .

1) she has to be 100% biologically human woman, no shemales no gays.

2) no smoking no illegal drugs.

3) have a fully working brain

4) generally she should not be heavier than me, but not too skinny, cause i
don't want to break or snap her by accident. I would prefer a chick with
a bigger chest than mine. i don't mind a chick who is slightly chubby.

5) Must look like a human female.

6) extreme patience and understanding so she won't explode when i forget
those important dates... eg bdays. I like chicks who is easy going with a
sense of humour, and i don't mind if she goes a bit mental at times.

7) Low maintance cost.

Am i too picky? cause everyone has been telling me that.