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| Re: Poetic One Liners Great thread Alex and great post from Amaury too My contribution is from Sir Winston Churchill. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. There is no such thing as a good tax. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last. The problems of victory are more agreeable than the problems of defeat, but they are no less difficult. A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.” Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.” A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened. If you are going to go through hell, keep going. You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life. If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law. You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else. History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. A sheep in sheep’s clothing. (On Clement Atlee) A modest man, who has much to be modest about. (On Clement Atlee) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron curtain has descended across the Continent. If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war. Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality that guarantees all the others. The problems of victory are more agreeable than those of defeat, but they are no less difficult. |
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