| Poetic One Liners
How about posting some great poetic one liners and anything else literal-ly grasping, and interesting.
Like Dorothy Parker.... She's a favorite.
If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to. — Dorothy Parker
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. — Dorothy Parker
When asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence: You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. — Dorothy Parker
Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. — Dorothy Parker
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. — Dorothy Parker
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it. — Dorothy Parker
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. — Dorothy Parker
If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised. — Dorothy Parker
Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough. — Dorothy Parker
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. — Dorothy Parker
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. — Dorothy Parker
See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God! Perhaps I am! — Dorothy Parker
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them. — Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires. — Dorothy Parker
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
— Dorothy Parker |