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The Diva · 10-25-2007, 10:23 PM

Oh how I hate business travel, it's a necessary evil.

I upgrade everytime I can but... oh those times when you're stuck are HELL!

so here it goes.. top ten reasons to NOT travel coach ( as experienced by the Diva).

You are more than welcome to share your atrocious reasons.

Number 10: 5 hour trip with the children of the corn yelling kicking, screaming while parents pretend they do not know them 5 rows up.

Number 9: Fat guy who takes off his shoes and picks his nose next to you ( yeech!)

Number 8: weird girl with so many piercings, tattoos and cone-head like bonnet talking to herself as she reaches for imaginary flies in the air.

Number 7: poeple take FOREVER to load their junk in the overhead compartments, many try stuffing elephant-size duffels till a flight attendant tells them it's too darn big and MUST go in cargo area.

Number 6: the lady running phone sex business from cell phone who looks like Borat's wife gets loud, air marshall has to intervine.

Number 5:Old geazer next to you MUST show you the pictures or ALL her grandchildren , talk about all her sons, daughters, nieces nephews cats and dogs.

Number 4 :Creepy guy reading "Satanic tales of wonder" staring and twitching

Number 3: the guy who COUGHS the WHOLE trip spreading who knows what ungodly disease.

Number 2: the lady sneazing and weazing THE WHOLE TRIP spreading who knows what plague

And the number 1 reason to not travel coach:What? 5 dollars for a drink???

10-25-2007, 10:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Diva Master Shopper Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 854 My Mood: Thanks: 852 Thanked 756 Times in 377 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Top ten reasons not to travel COACH Oh how I hate business travel, it's a necessary evil. I upgrade everytime I can but... oh those times when you're stuck are HELL! so here it goes.. top ten reasons to NOT travel coach ( as experienced by the Diva). You are more than welcome to share your atrocious reasons. Number 10: 5 hour trip with the children of the corn yelling kicking, screaming while parents pretend they do not know them 5 rows up. Number 9: Fat guy who takes off his shoes and picks his nose next to you ( yeech!) Number 8: weird girl with so many piercings, tattoos and cone-head like bonnet talking to herself as she reaches for imaginary flies in the air. Number 7: poeple take FOREVER to load their junk in the overhead compartments, many try stuffing elephant-size duffels till a flight attendant tells them it's too darn big and MUST go in cargo area. Number 6: the lady running phone sex business from cell phone who looks like Borat's wife gets loud, air marshall has to intervine. Number 5:Old geazer next to you MUST show you the pictures or ALL her grandchildren , talk about all her sons, daughters, nieces nephews cats and dogs. Number 4 :Creepy guy reading "Satanic tales of wonder" staring and twitching Number 3: the guy who COUGHS the WHOLE trip spreading who knows what ungodly disease. Number 2: the lady sneazing and weazing THE WHOLE TRIP spreading who knows what plague And the number 1 reason to not travel coach:What? 5 dollars for a drink???