Kowalski

I just bought a pair of Adidas Nylon Track-trousers and an Adidas track-shirt.

Both of them are black and both of them have triple white stripes, so they match with my Adidas Jerez trainers.

Now, I'm not the sort of man who buys sporting clothes, I hate sporting clothes. I usually like them, when I played Rugby and I was fit, had muscles, a six-pack torso, pumped-up arms, in other words I was a Mediterranean Daniel Craig.

But those were my college years.

Now I'm married, depressed and slightly overweight. To make matters worse, I went to the doctor to do a periodic check-up to see if everything was Ok, but it was not.

I am 15 Kilograms above my normal weight. I am 6'1 (1.85 m) and I should be weighing 80 Kilograms.

So my doctor suggested me an Atkins diet plus morning jogging and work-out. Thing is though, I'm now 36 years old and married. I now hate gyms, I hate even playing rugby. I'm now sedentary to the max!

But now, just for the sake of the family, I will have to wake-up every 5:00 Am, dress-up like a Chav and run for no reason at the park, on a bitterly cold morning with the risk of being robbed.

I'm not a happy chapie...